The best adult jokes

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Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?

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Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information. A man had an adult daughter who he loved dearly but rarely met.

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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive.

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Here are 25 of the best. When Kristoff discovers Anna is engaged to someone she just met, he works a subtle but effective size joke into his interrogation of how well the princess really knows her betrothed. Get it?

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We feature a lot of jokes for kids here on LaffGaff, and we do try to keep our jokes clean and inoffensive most of the time! That said, we thought it was time we presented some funny jokes for adults too. What were you thinking?

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The material that is presented here is for adults only. If you have not reached the age of majority, close it immediately, please! Well, honestly, we understand that it is too interesting for you, our dear readers, to leave this page just because of your age.

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We have made a list of funny jokes that will make you laugh out loud, strictly for adults only. We have all kinds of dirty adult jokes and some can be really offensive, nevertheless, we have made a compilation of some dirty jokes full of humour to amuse your dirty mindset. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?

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Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter.

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